Exact watering
Every plant gets the amount and method you specify. We photograph special instructions during setup.
A SERIOUS SYSTEM FOR THIRSTY HOUSEHOLDS
We water the plants. You keep your plans.
Waterlord 3000 is on-demand home plant care for travel, packed schedules, and anyone who wants a reliable second set of hands. You give us the instructions; we carry them out and document the visit.
Home-safe access
Use a smart lock, lockbox, building concierge, or scheduled key handoff. Access details stay protected.
Proof before exit
Receive arrival and completion times, photos, care notes, and confirmation that your home is secured.
EVERY STANDARD VISIT INCLUDES
- Watering for every plant in your plan
- Basic leaf and soil condition check
- Spill cleanup and saucer check
- Timestamped completion report
NO
PLANT LEFT
UNACCOUNTED FOR
UNACCOUNTED FOR
THE WATERLORD PROTOCOL
Three steps between you and peace of mind.
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Map your indoor jungle
Tell us how many plants you have, where they live, and anything unusual about their care.
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Choose your visits
Pick a date or recurring plan. We confirm your assigned specialist and secure access method.
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Receive the Plant Proof™ report
Your Waterlord completes the checklist, sends photos and notes, then confirms lock-up.
THE
NO-DRY-SURPRISES
VISIT GUARANTEE
TRANSPARENT HYDRATION ECONOMICS
Choose your level of leaf security.
All plans include a vetted visitor, visit report, and insured in-home service. Pause or cancel recurring care before the next billing date.
Splash Pass
$24/ visit
UP TO 12 PLANTS
- One scheduled visit
- Up to 45 minutes
- Plant Proof™ report
- Ideal for short trips
MOST HYDRATED
Rain Routine
$69/ month
UP TO 20 PLANTS
- Three visits per month
- Up to 60 minutes each
- Priority scheduling
- Seasonal care-plan review
Jungle Command
$129/ month
UP TO 40 PLANTS
- Six visits per month
- Up to 75 minutes each
- Named lead specialist
- Same-day wilt escalation
Additional plants are $1 each per visit. Oversized collections and outdoor gardens receive a custom quote. Waterlord 3000 provides routine watering and observation, not veterinary or horticultural treatment.
YOUR HOME IS THE IMPORTANT PART
Access handled like access.
Identity & background checks
Every in-home specialist completes identity verification, screening, and supervised care training before independent visits.
Limited access data
Your assigned specialist sees access instructions only for the visit window. Sensitive notes are never included in photo reports.
Accountable arrival
Check-in and check-out are time-stamped. You receive a named specialist, a service trail, and support if anything changes.
REPORTS FROM THE FIELD
“I was gone for twelve days and came home to a calathea that looked better than when I left. The photo after every visit stopped me checking my phone every hour.”
“The instructions for my mounted ferns are overly specific. My Waterlord followed every line, including the bathtub drain check.”
“Our concierge handled the key, the visit took 38 minutes, and I got a clear report before my flight landed. Exactly the service I needed.”
REQUEST THE HYDRATION UNIT
Book your first visit.
Submit your details and we will confirm availability and access setup before any charge is made.
SECURE
REQUEST
REQUEST
REQUEST TRANSMITTED
Your plants are in the queue, .
We recorded a request for . A service coordinator will contact to confirm coverage and access before any payment.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Questions from responsible plant people.
Do I need to be home?
No. Most visits happen while customers are away. During confirmation, we arrange a smart-lock code, lockbox, concierge release, or key handoff. You can also be home if you prefer.
How do you know how much water each plant needs?
Your care map is the source of truth. You can specify amounts, methods, no-water plants, rotation instructions, and room locations. The specialist checks soil and visible condition but does not improvise a major care change without contacting you.
What if I have pets?
Tell us during booking. We record pet names, boundaries, and door rules in the visit checklist. Waterlords do not provide pet care unless a separate service is explicitly confirmed.
What happens if a plant looks unwell?
We photograph the issue, note visible symptoms, and contact you. We can follow updated instructions during a scheduled visit, but diagnosis, pest treatment, pruning, and repotting require a specialist add-on.
When am I charged?
Not when you submit this form. We first verify that your address is in range, confirm timing and access, and show the full price. Payment is collected only after you approve the booking.
Can I change or cancel a visit?
Yes. Changes made at least 24 hours before the visit are free. Later changes may be subject to a fee if a specialist is already assigned.